Cooper.

I created him facing forward with a bare background: on a T-shirt, a portrait like this reads from a distance. What doesn't fit on the cotton is the twist: in his story, Cooper is the softest koala in town — until he steps onto the bowls green. There he stops joking, reads the shot in silence, and calls the curve of the bowl three throws ahead. He delivers a perfect shot, steals the game, and drops a "sorry, mate" without a shred of remorse. Underneath the plush exterior is cold precision, and nobody sees it coming.

Monday to Friday, the other life: Cooper voices the breakfast show at his town's radio station, on the coast of New South Wales. Thunder of a voice, koala calm, and a way of taking things in stride: "nah, she'll be right," he says, and carries on. This T-shirt carries his calm face — the one who's already won enough games not to need to brag. If you like him, there's more about him in his biography, and I've got more T-shirts from the series in the collection.